Trump is gutting Obama's clean air rules, claiming cars will be "safer" without all that pesky emissions technology. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo said the coronavirus is more dangerous than expected. The second banana pastor to the pastor that was jailed for defying authorities by having services with crap-tons of people defiantly boasted an upcoming Easter blowout. A Texas man was arrested telling people on the Book of Face to shoot Democrats. The Satanic Temple said to respond to the pandemic with compassion and reason. Medal of Freedom recipient and racist Rush Limbaugh said our economy is more valuable than human life. A researcher from MIT conducted a study that showed a safe level of social distancing would be 27 feet. RWNJ lunatic Rick Wiles announced he wanted to insert a syringe into the rectum of Bill Gates. Finally, actor and singer Lindsey Lohan announced a not-so-much-ballyhooed return to music, and d-bag Coach Dave said the coronavirus is not a virus, but a reaction to 5G tech.

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