Trump's COVID-19 press conferences are getting nuttier and networks are opting to not even air them. Shitler accused healthcare of stealing masks, wtf??? An oddly righteous sheriff in Florida arrested evil moronic megachurch pastor Rodney Browne for holding two heavily attended JEEBUS worship services. A high end, highly profitable printing company attempted to pay workers less that were receiving the stimulus check. The Trump-sucking oafish czar of My Pillow blathered on during Trump's daily pandemic presser about how we should read the Bible. The fascists of Faux News are worried they could be legal trouble presenting the coronavirus as a hoax when they knew it was gravely serious. A Judge demanded lifting Bill Barr's redaction of the Mueller Report because he believes the AG lied in his summary. The Crabs' vomitous rep Matt Gaetz called on the Majority Leader to remove Senator Richard Burr of his leadership role due to this ongoing probe into Burr's dumping of stock right before the outbreak.