Trump thinks he knows more than the doctors and questioned New York's need for 30000 ventilators. The New York death toll jumped by 134 overnight. Sky-god-sucker Irvin Baxter said coronavirus was a warning from Daddy of Jeebus because of all the fornicating going on. A goodhearted patron left a $10,000 tip anonymously in Florida. Man-baby's approval rating according to a CNN poll is higher than at any other time during his reign of orange crap-i-tude. Insane death cult pastors from Virginia, Colorado, and Louisiana did their part to spread the coronavirus. For no good reason, the EPA suspended certain environmental protections due to the outbreak. Another dingbat MAGA plague preacher wrongly said the U.S. was beating the virus with prayer. Finally, in local-ish news, Pat and Ryan discussed how Florida is moving around way too much to flatten the curve.