Harvey Weinstein was found guilty of rape and he was carted off to jail, walker and all. Bernie has been killing it according to post-Nevada polling. MSNBC poon-dit Chris Matthews apologized for comparing Bernie's Nevada win to the Nazi invasion of France. Broadcaster Howard Stern said Trump "loves" Bloomberg. RWNJ a-hole Coach Dave blathered that Mayor Pete should be arrested for his kind, thoughtful advice to a kid trying to come out as gay. The coronavirus is screwing up the economy. Clarence Thomas' wife helped Shilter compile an "enemies list." Legendary spiritual crook Jim Bakker has sold even more of colloidal silver thanks to a "coronavirus bump." Workers' wages haven't gone up but executives are getting more cash.  In a "When Animals Get Pissed" segment, we learned about a community in Florida abused by a murder of terroristic, pooping, dive-bombing peacocks. Captain America will play the Dentist in Little Shop of Horrors according to the rags.