Wikileaks founder Julian Assange says he was offered a pardon to vindicate Russia. Trump moaned about fake news polls and claimed his "real" polls show him defeating every Democratic challenger. Bernie and Mike Bloomberg are duking it out over their heart health. RWNJ loon Brenden Dilley's Grandma ceased her relationship with her obnoxious son over his crap politics. Conspiracy and Jesus nuts are claiming 10 "plagues" have hit the planet simultaneously. FLOTUS will be honored by some south FLorida college as a "Woman of Distinction" for being best, or something. Conserva-twunt Josh Bernstein blathered that the only choice for 2020 is "Trump or death." The Scottish government is poo-poo'ing Boris Johnson's Brexit BS big-time. Killer George Zimmerman is suing Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders for defamation. Finally, former Bush staffer Nicole Wallace said she would happily vote for Sanders.