We laughed at Trump's taxpayer-funded Daytona publicity stunt. UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson canceled a visit to The White House after a not-so-perfect call with the Orange One. The Democrats are down to expand SCOTUS, and polling shows it's not a bad idea. AG Barr tried to intervene in a bank prosecution on behalf of Turkish strongman Erdogan. No one knows yet if Mike Bloomberg will be in the Vegas debate. The SDNY is exploring new fraud charges against Rudy’s buds Lev and Igor. Nazi troll, human LARPer Stephen Miller married the press person of Mother’s husband. John Bolton’s book continues to drive Man-baby koo-koo. Finally, Pat and Ryan reviewed "prosperity" preacher Paula White’s ascension to the White House and how she tells her flock to pay her before they pay their bills.