Trump crowed over his acquittal in insane speeches today and the Crabs played a bunch of unhinged clips. Shitler's Rose Garden speech and his same-day ramblings at the National Prayer breakfast were whacko-crazy. Florida GOP load Matt Gaetz lodged a ridiculous complaint against Speaker Pelosi for shredding Man-baby's speech after the SOTU. Madame Speaker said Trump looked "sedated" at the State of the Union.The Iowa Caucus cluster-phuck must be re-canvassed. Trump minions tried to clog up the Iowa Caucus reporting hotline. Actor and iconic crooner Bette Midler warned Murica to take Trump's threat about seeking more than just a second term seriously. Conserva-twunt Toddly Starnes said the PEEOTUS shouldn't extend an olive branch unless he's going to use it for beating Dems. The Crabs also discussed how much better prepared Cheeto's campaign is for the general this time around.