As Democrats battle each other before the Iowa Caucuses, it's shades of 2016 all over again. RWNJ Rush Limbaugh has been diagnosed with lung cancer. Trump delivered a whacked-out speech accusing Dems of wanting to "kill cows." Democrat-ish Senator Joe Manchin called for the censuring of Shitler for pressuring Ukraine into a fraudulent investigation of the Bidens. Homelessness among students increased by 137% since President Man-Baby took the helm. The Donald was caught at Mar-a-Lago's Super Bowl party on camera fidgeting his way through an apparent Adderall fit during the anthem. An a-hole South Dakota lawmaker is pushing bills to ban same-sex marriages, and wants to make it more difficult for his miserable constituents to get a divorce. Climate change activist Greta Thunberg was nominated for a Nobel for the second year in a row and surely this riled our rapist-in-chief. The Crabs discussed a new book that covers Trump's obsession with Joe and Mika from MSNBC, his hatred of Meghan McCain, and the time he creeped on Jon Huntsman's wife and daughter at the same time. We learned our so-called president is plotting his revenge upon John Bolton and others that have spoken out against him. A site tied to Stever Bannon is proliferating fake news about the Coronavirus.