Trump's dream team of sleazebags has been assembled to clownfully defend him in his Senate impeachment trial, and we're all sadface that Rudy's not on the squad. In a totally diskish move, Trump's administration announced -- on Michelle Obama's birthday -- that it will gut her signature nutritional school lunch program. An ICE facility officer has been swiping right on all the Nazi and white supremacy websites. Brenden Dilley wielded some typical MAGA "logic" in saying he will never criticize Trump, the "best president in history." A herd of Catholic bishops in Texas rebuked the un-Jesusy Republican Governor Abbott for closing Texas to refugees. "Christian" jerkoffs running a school expelled a girl for wearing a sweater with a rainbow on it. A juror got tossed after telling the rest of the jury "the Holy Spirit" told him the defendant was innocent. Some sad little men are putting on a "Make Women Great Again" conference -- for women -- to mansplain how feminism is evil.