The Justice Department again finds no evidence on Hillary, and we're sure there are a lot of broken QAnon hearts out there. Trump is angry-pants over the House's vote to curb his war-making powers. Shitler has targeted Bernie as of late because it looks like the longtime indy rep could be the Democratic nominee. President Man-baby lied about justifications for taking out the Iranian General. . .  shocker. RWNJ troll Bryan Fischer suggests UFOs are a ruse from Satan to distract from coming End Times. Surveillance from Epstein's jail cell during the time of his death, was mysteriously messed up. A loony, radicalized parent at a private Catholic school called in a bomb threat because the alumni newsletter was going to start listing same-sex marriages. In other lunatic news, an a-hole threatened lawsuits against any clerks issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Marianne Williamson's candidacy has crossed the rainbow bridge.