With Trump wagging the dog, trying to start war with Iran, the Crabs wonder if Republicans will ever decide enough is enough. Iraq has demanded the U.S. Military take a hike. Shitler's DC Hotel spiked their rates from $500 to over six grand during a Man-Baby event. Bolton's "willingness" to testify in The Donald's impeachment trial puts the pressure upon senate GOP Trump-suckers. Jeebus put the rapist-in-chief in office and he will stay in office as long as turnout and voter registration is low, according to RWNJ load Lance Wallnau. New laws are allowing more victims to sue their abusers in Catholic robes. Jim Bakker said the new test of faith is how fervently you support their savior, Don the Con. Cops are investigating an intentional release of bed bugs in Walmart. California might ban vapes, wah. Mitch McConnell is sad face that Pompeo said he wouldn't run for Senate in Kansas. Prosperity gospel preacher Kenneth Copeland told Christians that how Trump acts is none of their business and that they should just pray for him. Ryan and Pat followed the Copeland story with a long round of Pastors "speaking in tongues."