CrabDiving wishes all the Deplorables a Merry Impeachmas and Treason's Greetings on this historic day where Trump is getting impeached. Laughable Louie Gohmert tossed a major hissy on the House floor after Nadler accused the GOP Texas loon of spreading Russian propaganda. Republican Georgia Rep. Loudermilk squealed that Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats are to Shitler. Life met metaphor when a FOX Business reported was caught with a meth pipe. A study showed that non-evangelicals think evangelicals are total a-holes. Trolls of RWNJ media pushed a lie involving a kid wearing a MAGA hat getting beaten up by other kids. An evil California church are attempting to bring a dead kid back to life with prayer and jeebus songs. Zambia approved the sale of cannabis and they're gonna make crap tons of cash. We learned radicalized Trumpalos hate journalists big-time. Speaking of radicalized loons, a Georgia county commissioner's wife was arrested for dumping soda upon the head of a journalist during a committee meeting.