Elizabeth Warren slammed moderates. One of Russia's favorite Republicans, Moscow Mitch, said he would acquit Trump if impeached. Twitter teabagged Shitler for calling Mar a Lago the "Southern White House." The Crabs played clips from a recent Trump campaign hate rally where a Deplorable screamed about his .357 when a reporter asked him about impeachment. Man-baby lashed out at Time Magazine's Person of the Year Greta Thurnberg and was then immediately trolled by her. New data showed infuriating levels of income inequality. Rudy G's bud Lev raked in a cool million from an unidentified source in Russia. Un-American GOP joke Louie Gohmert executed an enormous dick-move by outing the whistleblower. The Mongolian government awarded a license for Don Jr. to kill an endangered species of sheep retroactively.