Trump told Fox he wants a trial, but he lies. Former NSA John Bolton had to wrestle his personal Twitter account from the White House and is boasting of thing to come. The Justice Department Inspector General is about to clear the deep state, so prepare for GOP - and especially QAnon loons - to lose their tiny minds. MAGA "life coach" Brenden Dilley lost it over the fact that Brian Kilmeade even dared to meekly question Trump as he spread baseless conspiracy theories during his appearance on "Fox & Friends" this morning.  A lame whistleblower snitched on a woman for exposing her nipples in the privacy of her own home. Shitler told FOX his is got angry pants cuz Ambassador Yovanovitch wouldn’t hang his orange face in her embassy. Unlike Trump, Putin is against fracking. A West Virginia drag queen story time was cancelled due death threats made against the readers by vile religious extremist christians. Some scum-sucking, democracy-hating Republicans who have the majority on a county board in New York are trying to take the powers away from an incoming, newly-elected Democratic county executive. President Obama reassured Democrats the primary is going great and we all should "chill." The British conservative party sneakily changed its Twitter name to "fact check" during a debate because conservatives have to cheat to win. Good news: a Florida school board has canceled their pre-meeting prayers because some other religions or the Satanic Temple might want equal time. And a Florida dog went on an hour-long circular joyride after putting a car in reverse.