Trump's sudden "routine physical" is suspect AF, according to most sane people in the universe. Shitler is angry-pants at Secretary Pompeo over the impeachment inquiry. Presidential candidate Joe Biden said dumb, uninformed crap about the good herb. The orange one lied in his written testimony to Mueller. Trumpalo actor Jon Voight is going to receive the Medal of Arts and Humanities thanks to man-baby. SCOTUS placed an indefinite stay on the ruling to have The Donald's financials released. A certain puke-inducing hate-chicken chain said they weren't going to donate to evil anti-LGBTQ orgs. The Crabs reviewed a poll that said most Americans believed Trump was up to no good in Ukraine. Yet another pay-to-play scandal was revealed involving the Ambassador or the Bahamas. State Department official Mina Chang resigned for lying on her application. Religious loony-bird Pat Robertson blathered whacked out mouth-garbage about transgender people. Jesus nut and crook Jim Bakker lamented Trump could be taken out rather than impeached. Nazi twunt Stephen Miller and d-bag Sonland were tasked with bringing white people to the U.S. from Europe.