Trump is building a wall in Colorado, maybe to keep the Mormons in Utah from attacking...? Thirteen of the House Republicans that stormed the SCIF during the impeachment inquiry were already authorized to be there. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are harassed by QAnon internet trolls 24/7, and Teigen has had enough. Vice President Biden broke his promise and will take super-PAC cash. Elizabeth Warren's New Hampshire campaign office was burglarized. In the event man-baby shot someone on Fifth Avenue, Mayor Bill de Blasio assured the public our rapist-in-chief would indeed be arrested. MLB is investigating a gun threat by an umpire relating to "cival" war if Trump is impeached. Shitler said he won't throw out the first pitch during the World Series because he might look fat on the mound from all the "armor.". A conserva-loon from West Virginia suggests women that get abortions should be forced to wear "ankle bracelets."