As Trump gripes about not having the G7 at Doral it appears the president scarfed down a pile of addy. Useless First Lady Melania announced the erection of a tennis pavilion on White House grounds. Shitler mused about how the evil Dems always have each others' backs, unlike GOP legislator "Pierre Delecto," a.k.a., Mittens Romney. Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden lead the pack in Iowa, with Pete Buttigieg surging. A vile Trumpalo with a record of gun violence sprayed anti-Cheeto protesters with bear repellent. Nazi twunt Sebastian Gorka slithered onto the airwaves of Breitbart Radio to blather about a crap conspiracy theory. Dem legislator Ilhan Omar has been accused of leading a double-life by a RWNJs. The Democrats introduced legislation to block Trump's properties from hosting any political events. Trump adviser and possible porking-partner Paula White was on the Jim Bakker show and the White House god-botherer got her word-salad on with the help of the possibly pilled-up Lori Bakker.