General Mattis roasted Trump and now the planet waits on the former Defense Secretary to testify about what he saw while he served the fascist man-baby. Russian-asset-LARPer Tulsi Gabbard fired back at Hillary Clinton suggesting Madam Secretary is "queen of warmongers". Trump-sucker Mick Mulvaney totally screwed the White House's impeachment strategy by opening his gross yap. A pastor explained a leaked oral sex video by stating he's a man-of-god that likes vagina, not his words. A North Carolina Sheriff's Department has banned premarital cohabitation, cuz Handmaid's Tale. The Catholic Church announced they're selling e-rosary beads. The evil a-holes running Uganda vowed to bring back "kill the gays" laws. Our lipless Attorney General may be in deep with Opus Dei loons. According to a poll, Christianity is in decline, big-time! In a Kentucky public school, students are encouraged to turn their lockers into "prayer receptacles".