Backstabbing Trump abandoning Syrian Kurds was the main headline covered on Monday's podcast with in-studio guest comedian Michael James Benson. Our Slytherin President hailed his own "great and unmatched wisdom." Mitt Romney called Cheeto's Syrian decision a betrayal against the Kurds. Lindsey Graham blasted man-baby's Syrian call as irresponsible and not in a fun way. President Carter's recent fall didn't prevent him from attending a Habitat For Humanity event. RWNJ kook broadcaster Brenden Dilley blathered The Donald needs to kill his enemies. In a rebuke of far-right populism, socialists in Portugal scored big in a recent election. Elizabeth Warren eclipsed Joltin' Joe in the Democratic primary. Average commute-to-work time in Murica went up this past year. The largest python ever to be snagged in the everglades was over 18 feet long.