Trump's psychotic meltdown as the Finnish President watched was craptastic AF. Shitler said Adam Schiff couldn't carry Mike Pompeo's jockstrap, actually "blank"strap, during a meeting in the Oval Office. Cheeto once seriously suggested shooting immigrants coming across the border in the leg, and also mused about installing a moat and stocking it with snakes and gators to protect our southern border from asylum seekers. Former cop Amber Guygers was sentenced to 10 years for shooting her neighbor to death in his own home while he was eating ice cream. A chronic masturbator was busted for yanking in an Oklahoma park. Evil education czar Betsy Devos whined about union bullies while she pushed for your tax dollars to pay for religious-based schooling. Black Twitter lambasted Stacie Dash for pretending to be white on an arrest report. Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders had a cardiac event. Faux News fired Jeebus twunt Todd Starnes. In news that isn't shocking, The Donald is mired in another scandal and it involves foreign leaders paying for hotel rooms at Trump properties that stay empty.