Trump pushed the Australian President for dirt on Mueller, because, hey, why stop at colluding with Ukraine to attack Biden? Turns out Secretary of State Mike Pompeo was also listening into Twitler's fateful call with Ukraine's president. House Democrats subpoenaed batcrap Rudy Giuliani to get his take on the insane Ukraine story. Dictator wannabe The Donald is way angry-pants at Representative Adam Schiff, asking his Twitter followers if the congressman should be "investigated for treason?" In other typical Republican news, New York Rep. Chris Collins has resigned and will plead guilty to insider trading. Hateful religious extremist Gordon Klingenschmitt said trans folk are demon-possessed and "of the devil." Muslim nuts of Indonesia are trying to make premarital sex illegal there, and surely America's foul evangelicals are totally jealous. And lots more on today's raucous show!