Trump said the Whistleblower is "almost a spy," following up with, "and you know what we used to do with spies in the old days...?" RWNJ troll Jacob Wohl and a tool-minion are offering a reward for the identity of the whistleblower. The New York Times got blasted on social media for outing inofrmation about the blower of the whistle. Wacko Trump-sucker Rudy Giuliani said he'll emerge from the Ukraine scandal as a hero. Fascist bootlicker Tucker Carlson poo-poo'd fellow broadcaster Shep Smith for speaking the truth about the Ukraine scandal. British parents were shocked when a python turned up in the baby nursery. A rogue raccoon gaze broke into a British Columbia home and wrecked the place. An unlucky air traveler forced an emergency landing when they locked themselves in a plane's crapper and were unable to break out. Cheeto claimed wealth inequality is down despite federal numbers stating otherwise. With the help of a fellow christo-crook, Jim Bakker made an absolute killing selling gold coins with president man-baby's likeness with some bible king.