Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind


Latest Episodes

Pubspiracy Beery (Coincidences & Conspiracies)
February 25, 2020

Did Meghan Markle give birth to a Cyborg? Could the Hadron Collider open up the gates of Hell? Are we all cogs in a complex one-world government ruled by lizard people living deep inside a hollow Earth?  Speculate alongside Joeba Fett & Ziggy Qui

Interstellar Erotica (A Valentine's Day Podcast)
February 15, 2020

Do you smell that? Love must be in the air. Oh, wait, no. It's another episode. Join Joeba & Ripley as they dive into their usual Anti-Matter Minute shenanigans, discuss the sexiest women of science fiction, and give all of you dimension hoppers a sne

In-Nitro Fermentation (A Cloning Case Study)
February 07, 2020

Join Joeba Fett as he embarks on his first-ever solo misadventure and discusses the history, success stories, and moral dilemmas involving the issue of cloning. (There are also plenty of boob and poop jokes to satiate your need for immaturity).  All

Life, Liberty, & the Pursuit of Hoppiness
February 01, 2020

A real-life Dalek uprising, RobOprah Winfrey attacks, and a plethora of 'Would You Rather' questions sure to restore any Patriotism you might not have had prior. Join the Black Swirl and her crew as they evade danger (and their taxes) on an autocratic edi

Sports of Science Fiction (A Winning "Saison")
January 26, 2020

Have you ever wondered what Tony Stark's candles smell like? How about bringing your fizzy 16oz friend on the subway with you? Well, we have your "bases" covered. Literally. Welcome to a real "slam dunk" of an episode this week on Close Encounters of the

Holy Ship, Another Episode? (A Legendary Christening)
January 21, 2020

We would like to cordially invite you to attend a very special christening ceremony for a very special ship. We will be exploring the most popular vessels in science fiction culture alongside our routine helping of the ridiculous.  From cheesy finger

New Beer Destitution (A New Year Special)
January 03, 2020

Time to ring in 2020 with your favorite pair of space pirates!  Tesla, Snowball Bans, and the world's dumbest New Year Resolution tweets are the topics at hand this evening as we go forth into the Anti-Matter Dimension even more confused than last ye

A Christmas Peril (A Holiday Abduction Story)
December 24, 2019

Stockings, candy canes, a harrowing encounter with the otherworldly; this tale has it all. Step into the Ati-Matter Minute Dimension this Christmas Eve for the unsolved mystery of the ages. 'Tis the season to stay slurred. --- Support this podcast: htt

Hoppy Beerthday (Joeba Fett's 29th Cycle)
December 16, 2019

Mr. Roger's flatulence, more sexbots, and the most ironic collection of birthday stories this side of Babylon 5. Time to blow out the candles this week as we celebrate our co-hosts birthday on the latest episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. -

Beer Me Up Scotty! (Hysteria 51 Collaboration Promo)
December 07, 2019

We won't give too much away, but we couldn't be happier with our ship's latest technical issue.  After an accidental transporter malfunction, we found ourselves in the lower 4th dimension and in the midst of one of our favorite podcasts of all time -