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A Smuggler's Story (Life Update)
Have you ever wondered why things happen in life? What IS our purpose on this tiny blue marble in the grand scheme of things? Blast off with Joeba Fett as he provides some life updates, new insights, and some words of inspiration to your 30-minute lunch b
Labor Dazed
Join Joeba, Ripley, and an unexpected guest (Dwight Goodman; in no way affiliated with the Globo Gym franchise) as they celebrate their Labor Day weekend by pillaging an asteroid belt in the far reaches of the galaxy. Adventures in the chicken wing indust
Zero to Beer-o (Celestial Lives Matter)
Join our ragtag group of cadets as they travel the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension in search of more ridiculous news and shenanigans! In honor of Pluto's "demotion" anniversary, we'll be taking a peek at some of the most infamous recasts, removals, and demot
Episode V: Attack of the Promotion
As our favorite Sith Lord prepares to deliver an uplifting speech to his troops, something unexpected occurs. How will the master of darkness handle this unforeseen variable? How would YOU under similar circumstances? Find out on yet another episode of th
One Beer Anniversary
Join Joeba & Ripley as they take to the stars in celebration of The Black Swirls ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Space-spiracy theories will abound, humiliating stories will be told, and some long-forgotten traditions revisited. This is one adventure you don't
Episode IV: A New Dope
As our favorite galactic evil doer's deadline approaches, he decides to draw inspiration from a very unlikely source...
Hoppily Ever After (In Headed Bliss)
Join the Black Swirl and her crew as they crash the royal wedding of Lone Star and Princess Vespa of Druidia while discussing some wild science-fiction fueled wedding themes, and some even wilder bachelor/bachelorette party stories! Will they be able to s
Episode III: The Feline Menace
On this week's episode of The Sith Sense, our be-hated lord of darkness inherits something truly evil. We don't want to let the "cat" out of the bag, so sit back, relax, and enjoy some more of Vader's brief life-changing words of wisdom.
Inter-Stella Road Beers
99 bottles of Romulan ale on the, 99 bottle of Romulan ale, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of Romulan ale on the wall...you get the picture. Join the crew of the Black Swirl as they celebrate National Road Trip Day by making a course correction
Episode II: A Disturbance in the Daycare
Our dastardly Darth receives his first transmission from the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension and it is not what he expects...