In this pheromone-infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley lend their matchmaking expertise to Zero-FRUX, who has ventured into the world of robo-romance through MechMatch. The group kicks off with the usual Hyperspace Hea

In this re-release of our 2020 Valentine's Day Special, Joeba is busy setting the stage for romance aboard the Black Swirl, complete with candles and intergalactic souvenirs. Joined by Ripley, they dive into the cosmic chatter of the Hyperspace Headlines,

In their most outlandish adventure yet, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott inadvertently crash-land on an uncharted planet, only to find themselves in the middle of an epic showdown between two colossal titans. After the usual discharge of absurd Hyperspace Head

In this fizzless episode of CESK, our favorite nerf-herders Joeba and Ripley embark on a journey through the graveyard of forgotten fads. The duo tackles malfunctioning keggerators and some internal conflict with the Ship’s droid Zero-Frux. In today’s ‘Ba

In a cosmic rendezvous of epic proportions, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero Frux embark on yet another interdimensional adventure as they find themselves ensnared by the enigmatic Lower 4th Dimension once again! But they are not alone in this cosmic caper! Joined

Stardate: December 16th, 2019 (in Earth Years) and The Black Swirl was making its way through the Anti-Matter Minute DImension (the DImension in which the minutes of the day don't matter), when suddenly it found itself being pulled into some sort of temp

In this cosmic celebration aboard The Black Swirl, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott reflect on the wild ride through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension over the past year. As they steer clear of Earth's New Year countdown, the duo indulges in the breathtaking Me

We're two space pirates on a mission tonightTo capture footage of Santa Claus in flightGot our mics and our cameras, ready to rollGonna broadcast his jolly ass from pole to pole (ooohhh)Christmas in the cosmos, it's gonna be wildTwo broke rebels w

During our latest riveting adventure, Joeba reveals a surprising modification to their ship, incorporating a flux capacitor from a rare Back to the Future VHS tape. Ripley's skepticism grows as Joeba recounts testing the device, taking a unique journey th

Sittin' by the fire with my favorite drink in handTurn on the podcast, it's time to take a standClose Encounters of The Slurred Kind, they're back in townTalkin' 'bout Christmas, with a twist that's all around (all around)[Chorus]Oh-oh, it's a throw