I made up the rules for a drinking game. Honestly, they’re prohibitively extensive. But whatever, go for it. Season’s blessings.

This one feels bad. After the highs of yesterday, I was bound for a crash, but boy was I hoping it would go better than this. Honestly, man would it be great if this project were just over already. 31 times is a lot of times.

I finally did it. It only took 19 episodes but I did it. I saw the greatest mistake you can ever see in a movie. I also plunged even further into the heist movie conspiracy, came up with a better credit sequence,

It was all right in front of me and I’ve never even noticed it before now. Come along as I break down how each of these storylines is secretly a heist film. I spend so much time unpacking the truth of Garry Marshall’s intention that I barely even have ...

There’s something wrong with Ashton Kutcher. That’s all I’ll say. Come along while I investigate about a hundred new continuity errors – seriously how many are there? – and talk even more about Seth Meyers and Jessica Biel are my forever friends.

This one went super long without me realizing, which is funny because it’s about nothing. Haha isn’t this a fun project we’re working on together. I’m more than halfway done! This is exciting and great! Join me as I get even more mad about Jon Bon Jovi...

Warning: The quality of this one is a little rough, as I’m walking around the streets of Chengdu and using an awful earbud-microphone thing to record. There were, like, a ton of clicks and pops and such, and I tried to mitigate them,

This one gets way off the rails. Look. I realize that I foolishly thought that the lunar cycle took 28 days, when it actually takes 29.5 days. The point I was making is still worthless, because I don’t even remember what it was.

I don’t know how we haven’t seen it before. It’s just so clear. An electrical short couldn’t stop the ball’s lifting mechanism. A light going out couldn’t stop the ball’s lifting mechanism. This disaster was manmade. And also man-solved?

I’ve figured out a big one. Join me as I unpack just what’s so strange about our boy himself, Sam Ahern. What’s up with the pastor? The tow truck guy? Grandpa Jed (very cool, very horny)? And for that matter, what’s up with SJP?