With the stay of execution over, this week’s Chainsawsuit marks the very last one we are legally permitted to do. Unless something happens — a miracle — in the next sixty or so minutes, Chainsawsuit is doomed.

Witness, then, our finest hour.

If — IF — by some incredible circumstance we ever return to podcasting, we’d love your topic suggestions! Send ‘em all to krischoosesatopic@chainsawsuit.com and we’ll talk about them next week on the air. Oh, I mean — never.

Act I: The Lament

Act II: The Flame

Act III: The Rise