Johnny Villa (Pretty Wack industries) makes his triumphant return to the show to bombard the Headgum crew with deep fakes. Plus, a new (and topical) burnt rice song emerges from Geoff!

Amir, Brad, and Casey join Geoff to compare Headgum's newer, bigger studio to the drab, boring one that Geoff is confined to.

Amir, Marika, Casey, and producer Grace join Geoff to discuss Saltburn, read some bizarre and real celebrity quotes, and to sing a rice parody song written by Grace herself!

Andrew Pile (albeit briefly) joins Amir, Marika, Emma, Casey, Joel, and Geoff to discuss Geoff's traumatic brain injury, to dissect his brain scans, and to dole out New Year's resolutions. Plus, they celebrate Amir's birthday with flan!

Miles Bonsignore (Perfect Person podcast) joins Casey, Brad, Will, and Geoff to answer the "36 Geofftions" that lead to love.

Cat Cohen and Pat Regan (Seek Treatment podcast) join Amir and Geoff to discuss building up a good ass, meeting Real Housewives, and the way Geoff spells his name. Plus, they play a round of Geoffardy!

Amir, Casey, Allie, and Anya join Geoff to discuss the best time of day to fuck, the Folgers jingle, and the Headgum staff's Spotify Wrappeds!

Alise Morales and Milly Tamarez (Go Touch Grass) join Marika and Geoff to discuss clams casino, Oxford's word of the year, and branded opportunities for their new podcast, Go Touch Grass!

Reilly Anspaugh (Review Revue) and Miles Bonsignore (Perfect Person) join Geoff to discuss Santa's naughty plans for this year and to improvise an updated version of "Santa Baby."

Marketing Intern Saige makes her Headgum Podcast debut alongside Marika, Anya, and Geoff to discuss Marika's lack of social decorum surrounding Saige, singing airline passengers, and Geoff's chances with Kate Beckinsale.