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Episode 113 Kissing Cows
May 21, 2019

The weirdest news from around the world! Kissing cows with tongue, driving 100mph from your sunroof, 20 years since Star Wars disappointed us, men are afraid of women and another Karadashian means another seal is broken. You can now call the show! Call 5

Episode 112 Rehash From The Past
May 14, 2019

A strange sickness has overcome the Selfie Household (tm) so allow us some time to heal with this repeat episode of #91. (My lawyer said I can't use the word "Best" of for my podcast anymore since that definition is dicey) ;) Visit my new and improved we

Episode 111 Name Of Your Sex Tape
May 08, 2019

Taco Truck Tammy, naked gardeners, rewarding Wookies and Sonic the Hedgehog is a nightmare. A shorter podcast that runs the gamut of news from around the World. Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr Have me send a message

Episode 110 How To Make A Podcast / Avengers Endgame Review
April 29, 2019

Have you ever wondered how to create your own podcast? It's a question I get a lot and let's face it, there aren't enough podcasts in the World, so I take about 30 minutes to explain in the easiest way I can, how you can start your very own podcast. Then,

Episode 109 Podcast Endgame
April 24, 2019

Commercial free episode this week as we talk about Skywalkers virginity, Lori Loughlin doesn't need your negativity, Halle Berry drinks soup, Sex Therapy on tv and one of the greatest lawn decorations of all time. Barabra Knightingale also stops by to hel

Episode 108 Naked Karate
April 16, 2019

The podcast gets turned on its head as Taylor takes over her own version of "Rap or Crap", Disney - shut up and take my money, naked karate, Exlax laced cookies, Facebook has an Area 51, a mashed potato fairy and more. Plus, I answer a couple of emails w

Episode 107 Rib Trolls
April 09, 2019

This week is jam packed with odd news stories. Join us as we find out Spider-Man doesn't know anything, Umbrella Academy babies, 4D Imax chairs, mom ruined my multi-million dollar business, Meth ghosts and more. Plus a heroic edition of "Rap or Crap", Jer

Episode 106 Why Is Carrot Top In My Kitchen
April 02, 2019

What's more scary? An "US" version of your family coming after you or Carrot Top standing in your kitchen at 2am? In the news this week, Tim Allen's N-Word problem, how evil of a rich person can you be, Walking Dead is good again - sort of, the platter Ea

Episode 105 Guns and Nudity
March 26, 2019

There's no other way to explain this one. Lots of stories about people being nude and gun talk besides my geeking out over the three hour run time of Avengers Endgame. Taylor stops by for "Rap or Crap" and we talk about our Hero Of The Week, the New Zeala

Episode 104 Emerald City Comicon
March 19, 2019

We're back from Seattle and Jani gives her opinion on her first comicon experience. Then we head over to news as we find out Aunt Becky moved out of Full House, we touch on the great Kurt Russel's career, Mamma June's new diet powder, someone is stealing