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The BMEx Episode 132 Meth Hair
October 08, 2019

Another crazy news week with having cops check your Meth, putting it in a hair bow, Jr. Detectives find missing woman, Canadians just being friendly, iPhones making people gay, toddlers on the loose and ceiling thief is watching you. Plus,...

The BMEx Episode 131 Its Not My Fault
October 01, 2019

Clowns digging at night, Bagel Boss bows out, losing the police in a corn maze and when is a bomb not a bomb? When its a bong. Join us again for more crazy stories from around the world. And a call from the President?! Also, please watch my new...

The BMEx Episode 130 Banana Smudge
September 24, 2019

WARNING: A lot of gross things happened this week in weird news, so if you have a weak stomach, you've been warned. Blistering feet, camel testicles, menstrual cups as spaceship shields, shirtless dudes and more. We may have hit a new low on this...

The BMEx Episode 129 Sleepy Hands
September 18, 2019

Another week of crazy news from around the World. This time we see Mama June's crack problem, Ms. Monopoly, blessing the fornicators, bring your clown to work day, emotional support monkeys, Canada news and more. Plus an update on Whitaker's Bumblebee...

The BMEx Episode 128 Vegans, Guns and BBQs
September 10, 2019

Vegan BBQ's, breast discounts, drunken time travelers, exploding cows and polite stalkers. Something for everyone as we report more weird news from around the World. Listen on any platform. Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, Spreaker, Overcast, Castbox,...

The BMEx Episode 127 Brick Dollbanger
September 03, 2019

Jani's back and this week we look at Sex Doll malfunctions, high maintenance vegans, a KKKookout, Sunday hash brownies plus a lot of other nonsense. Also the BMEx "Worst Person of the Week" and countdown the top 10 crazy Taylor Swift stalkers,...

The BMEx Episode 126 In Your Face
August 27, 2019

Cannibalism, snakes in your face, stuck in a septic tank and teaching your kids like your pets. What more would you talk about when your youngest daughter steps in as co-host? Join us for some of the weirdest news of the week, plus "He Said What?" and...

The BMEx Episode 125 I Hoard A Zoo
August 20, 2019

The youngest Martin sits in on the podcast as I try to make her laugh with strange and odd stories from around the World. This week, pulling gators from your pants, Highlander; trash pile edition, triplet kidney stones and a special request from me to...

The BMEx Episode 124 Paltrows Goop
August 14, 2019

A smaller episode this week as my co-host is off to the dogs, but we still have time for drunken flight attendants, TV Santa, Christly Knows Jail Time and more. PLUS, my musical guest this week is Erin Parks with "At The Bottom Of Everything"...

The BMEx Episode 123 White People Problems
August 07, 2019

Golf cart accidents and younger women, when can old white males get a break? Well find out this weeks episode. Pulling 500 teeth, using vampire blood for fake 911 calls, some redneck burned down her she-shed and more. Plus, trump eulogies are a thing...