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Burr Martin Nearly News 209 Solo Wedding
Headlines This week: Naked Woman Drives Golf Cart Through Police, Florida Mom Helps Beat Up Middle Schooler, Model Marries Herself, Fake Influencer Fakes Cry For Real Money, Rapper Hooks Gold Hair To Skull, Nick Cannon Keeps Procreating, Nun Dances With S
Burr Martin Nearly News 208 GOT Stab?
News stories this week: China bans effeminate men, Man Throws Manhood Out Of Car Window, Spider Venom May Cure Covid, Next Speaker is Phil McKracken, Man Sues Parents For Porn, Woman Poisons Her...uh...yeah, Couple Charges No Show Wedding Guests, Shootout
Burr Martin Nearly News 207 Fantasy Woman
Headlines this week:WiFi Password is GetVaccinated, Woman Wears Space Helmet To Protest, Man Eats Memory Cards To Hide Evidence, Mans Bulge Turns Out To Be Fake, Live In Lover Shoots Lover In Living Room, Please Pick Up Your Sex Doll At The Police Station
Burr Martin Nearly News 206 Skin Monkey
Strange stories this week include: A Deadly Roller Coaster, Attacking Australian Magpies, Soup For Shots, My Chimp, My Lover, 1 Hotdog Can Take 35 Minutes of Your Life, Stop Weeing On My House, Couple Fakes Vaccine Card for 4 Year Old, 5,000 Cans Of Pee.
Burr Martin Nearly News 205 Its Not Pineapple
Headlines this week:Man Gets Beans Above the Frank, 1,263 Calls For A Fetish, reminder: Methane Kills, Bread Is Now A Weapon, When a Pea Costs You Your Deposit, Wash Ya Pillows!, My Murder Clients Favorite Color Is Purple, We're Just Like Animals, T
Burr Martin Nearly News 173 A Fast Five
This week is eye opening as we find out what a town really is, Lazarus syndrome, is a gimp mask a Covid mask and a bunch more. Plus, the Fast 5 and things overheard at a voting booth. Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now performed by Starship Facebook:...
Burr Martin Nearly News 172 Illegitimate Casper
This weeks news stories include marrying ghosts, lube is not a sanitizer, pineapple on pizza is out and razor blades are in, murder hornets are back and more! Plus we take a 1950's marriage test to see if we're still compatible. Stir It Up performed...
The Spokane Ghostbusters - An Audio Story
Spokane Ghostbusters is an audio adventure unlike anything you've heard before. Featuring a great cast, original script and even it's own original soundtrack, all available for free! When Spokane suddenly comes under attack by children's toys,...
Burr Martin Nearly News 165 rebroadcast chainsaws and wieners
Re=broadcast because my "better half" is currently in Iowa. We started out talking about chainsaw wielding baboons, but it turned to wieners and and a stadium full of sex doll soccer fans, so...listen at your own risk. PLUS, our giveaway winner is...
Burr Martin Nearly News 171 First - A Warning
For the first time ever, I'm not going to list the topics we discuss this time around. Let it be a surprise, but I was also told by Jani, this episode comes with a warning. A Little Respect performed by Erasure Facebook:...