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Burr Martin Nearly News 225 Win Our Contest
** CONTEST EDITION ** I am looking for some help in branding this podcast and I need your help. I would like to see how other people would describe our show, so what I need is this.1) Listen to our show. I'm not asking you to subscribe, to share or r
Burr Martin Nearly News 224 Friends With Lotion
A slight warning for this episode as one of the articles we talk about involves some rather "randy" talk. While nothing explicit, listener discretion is advised.This weeks true stories: Cracker Barrel rolls out 9 Mil for a glass of water, Hong K
Burr Martin Nearly News 223 North Korean Burrito
Between drinking urine, jail for the un-vaxxed, Kim Jong Un II inventing the burrito, Jeremy Clarksons smashed testicles, a rich badger, 106 year olds Big Mac attack, Alexa trying to kill us, banished words and nose beads, its been a wild week and we&apos
Burr Martin Nearly News 215 Don't Eat That
This weeks episode brings you Tom Hanks sells Rita WILSON, Vegan condoms are a thing, Paul Rudd man crush, Dakota Johnson is the worst Secret Santa, Woman wants to sleep with 1,000 men, naked at the theater, JFK is a no show, 30 minute massage for the Vac
Burr Martin Nearly News 214 Dog Snob
We're back with a wild and weird episode. From hiding your valuables in your sex doll, fight at a dog show, when Ketchup is too sexy, breastfeeding kids at age....well, you'll just have to listen. Plus a whole lot more and even a trip to our fav
Burr Martin Nearly News Special: Spokane Ghostbusters
Spokane Ghostbusters is an audio adventure unlike anything you've heard before. Featuring a great cast, original script and even it's own original soundtrack, all available for free!When Spokane suddenly comes under attack by children's toy
Burr Martin Nearly News 213 Game Show Secrets
In this commercial free episode, I talk about what went on from beginning to end while being asked to go on Jay Leno's YOU BET YOUR LIFE. Then its back to nonsense news with a finger gun bandit, a 12 inch tumor, a home invader just gives up, free adu
Burr Martin Nearly News 212 Bite Size Episode
A smaller version of the show this week because Life happens when you're making podcasts. This week, join us for a man who his his own search party, a woman's polite murder confession, fart proof blankets, the universe tries to kill a woman and
Burr Martin Nearly News 211 Broke Back Martin
A shorter episode this week due to me on a massive amount of pain killers, but that didn't stop me from recording this for you! Stories ranging from testicle biting fish, testicle biting centipedes, chicken nugget shenanigans and getting cocaine with
Burr Martin Nearly News 210 Monkey Stalker
Headlines this week range from Monkey stalkers, to Ape sexual shenanigans, monkey kidnappers and rules for a threesome. Plus a whole lot more! Join us for the fun, stay for the gross anatomy stories.Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.app