Bill rambles about the Dez Bryant catch, whiskey dick and powdered wigs.

Bill rambles about Tony Romo haters, The Rose Bowl and remembers Stuart Scott.

Bill rambles about a food crack house, cleaning out his garage and getting mugged in Moscow.

Bill rambles about Sony Leaks, autorotations and bulling his Christmas tree.

Bill rambles about Santa as welterweight, pussy coming into the room and ADHD tests.

Bill rambles about Sound Cloud, virgins and his new stand up special.

Bill rambles about Black Friday, Gone Girl and talks with Rose Bowl Tailgate Legend Jason Lawhead.

Bill rambles about Black Friday, Gone Girl and talks with Rose Bowl Tailgate Legend Jason Lawhead.

Bill rambles about Babe Ruth, immigration and apples.

Bill rambles about FSU/Miami, artificial insemination and ISIS in Alabama.