Ballast Point going public? Buy us some shares! A Playboy distraction, Matt wants to marry the Become Good Soil podcast, Zack puts on the fake armor of God, how making your wife jealous is an excellent aphrodisiac.

Waiting for God to appoint a soulmate to you? Or perhaps God's match for you is online? All the wisdom and knowledge of who you're supposed to be with are JUST within you ear's grasp.

Fuzzball parenting? Yup. TMNT? Uh-huh. And some laps around LGBT stuff off a diving board into an empty swimming pool. Nothing to see here...move along.

Scott encounters Mormons. Multiple times. On purpose. Why Jeff is JUST like an astronaut, Zack claims his territory, adventures in special needs ministry, why Ryan doesn't not, not want to emotionally manipulate during worship leading.