If you hear something different in Brendan's voice, what you are hearing is the weariness of age. It was his birthday weekend, and that inevitable march towards death is taking its toll. Poor Brendan. In this episode we talk about: - - Pope talk!

We took the week off. I went and had a "wild" weekend while Brendan played video games nonstop in his darkened apartment. In this episode we talk about: - - Burning Man. Maybe Brendan will ship my ass over to Burning Man next year to either to documen...

This one is a longer episode. I guess we were really gabby, even though I edited a good chunk of this. We talk about: - Watersports and beyond into diaper fetishes. In the process Brendan went on a big digression about our drought in California,

Another week, another free-form conversation between the two of us. It's a bit all over the place, but if you know the two of us it should come as no surprise. We ramble about the end of Jimmy's existential crisis, Breaking Bad,

There is a moment in this episode where you can hear the gears click in my head and I realize that I'm an awful human. Sure it's an awful moment for me, but it's pretty funny nonetheless. - The episode opens with Haujobb's new single "Input Error" an...

After being very tardy with the last episode, I've made sure to be more prompt with this one. This episode is one continuous take without edits. I guess if we ever did a live broadcast, it would sound like this. -

This podcast should have been up and running last Monday. Not this past Monday — the Monday before that. I'm sorry. I should be whipped and have large large items stuck in my orifices. Oh wait. That might keep the delays coming. -

Fuck life. This has nothing to do with the podcast or this episode and everything to do with why it's getting published on a Thursday, five days after it was recorded. It also doesn't help that we didn't do a podcast last week. AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! -

In this episode we dispel the myth that every homosexual is celebrating on the streets that now they can get married like every other boring heterosexual. Look at the two 'mos in this podcast. We talk about: -

I love how if you look at our page on iTunes, they censor out all of the curse words that I write here. I find that endlessly hilarious even though I was thoughtful enough to put that parental advisory sticker on this. So I guess that is that.