Listen, we tell off-color jokes and that’s just something you need to get used to. The original duo of Q and Jewish Dave are together with no other guests. We wake up super early and watch Hollywood royalty fellate each other and themselves with the Oscar nommy-noms. Jewish Dave insisted on this.

We have our hottest takes on the Government Shutdown and predict how we think—oh, wait, it’s over. Ne’ermind.

Music in this episode is by David Rosen.