The Merry Band of Bearded Hipsters are readying their Lightsabers for tomorrow's release of Star Wars Episode VII but they have a very important job to do for 'Darth' John Howell. Big John talks about Hillary Clinton's claims of not "having horns," an Iowa man has extended his hand out to get some work for a couple local homeless kids, Alan Scaia is reporting in Dallas on an arrest warrant for the Texas teen who avoided jail time in the drunken-driving deaths of four people two years ago, narcissistic Houston couple cause literal traffic and Keith Conrad's "Tales from the Redline". All that and more throughout the morning on 89 WLS!