SUPER BOWL REPORT, WEVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, THE HORROR OF HALFTIME, YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST THE WORST, NEW FOOTBALL LEAGUES, BREAKING DOWN THE AAF, PRESIDENTIAL EMAIL, THE REASON PATS FANS SUCK #125 and MORE!

SPECIAL REPORT: A NATION AWASH IN TEARS, Blubbering through the aftermath of Championship Sunday

Weather on the tens, Jumping the Kermit, Helen Keller reads the play, No stealing souls, Rushing on the ground, Onayamamotomata, and more!

Doinks for God, Nuttin but Mennalairs, Fishing with Jerry, Supervillain upgrades, Pressuring Chargers fans, Losing Bets, NoOooOOOOo, and more

Lofton Analythith, Kirk chokes again, SuperPrater, Lamar and the Ref, Steeler watching, Homeless Gruden, Cheez bowls, checking on Matt and more!

Collinsworth slides to Kermit, Bill breaks it down for Christmas, Baker breaks bad, Hue has a message, Sherman gets touchy, Snyder speaks and more!

Ben makes it up, Romo calls the play, Develin gets the wham, Universal Excitement, Action News on the scene, No beer was harmed and more!

Miracles around the world, British Craig is loving it, Nobody died, This disgrace sponsored by, Jerry goes bareback and more

Baker Baker, Angry Jags fan has an epiphany, Field Trip, Von channels Bill, Rodgers lays out the map, Losers for 800 Alex, Big Ben nursery rhymes Testiclés , and more!

T-anksgiving Thoisday, Michael Pissed the Falcons, F Michigan, Pedersons mirror is broken, Insomniac Lamar, Andys Menu, Clown Questions and more!