Pumpmin spice and cider, Carts and things of that nature, Freddy Smoop jail call, Four hats in a trick, No more cheese, Spanish McCaffrey, Dancing DeShaun, and more!

Seahorses have no reverse, Jay Gruden Sound Effects, Dirty Vonn Miller dreams, Choking OBJ, Hue Jackson advice for the Redskins, See and Say, Jameth Lofton on Gardner Minthchew, and more!

Mariotta Sacked Again, Baker Bobs and Swirls, Gary Vee Analyzes The Browns, Releasing a Statement, Cam sham, Tuck Tuck Goose, Ohio Mercy, Michigan is garbage, Dolphin Poo and more!

Big Ben on the horn, Talking riddles, Baker has no gag reflex, Odell and Gregg, Farting around, Zim knows his place, God speaks, and more!

Big Ben retirement, They are who they thought they were, Mess in Miami, MM Consulting, Calling Al and Bob on AB, FingerButter, and more!

Statements on statements, Freezing with the Fishes, Sideline Pumba report, Theismann training camp update, Jerry on Zeke, Dak or Dok, Jay Z wants to move in and on, The copyright, Mercy rules, Al Davis on Hard Knocks and more!

Holdouts around the world, Preseason hype, Breaking up is hard on Hue and worse on Bob Wylie, Yeah I mean, Hall of Fame Baby Mama Countdown, Irvin vs Stephen A, dysfunctional Redskns and the shithouse poet, Quinnen touches himself and more!

OJ sends his greetings, Chris Long enjoyed the weeeeduh, Killa Kareem high school motivations, Normalcy in Pittsburgh, Gase in your face, Ringing up Bell, and recapping Game of Thrones

NFL draft report, Angry Ashley in Nashville, Bronco Billy comes up for air, Sentenced to a century of sadness, Giants fans melting down, Over-excitement in Cleveland, Bryce Harper destroys the world, and more!

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