It's late so we won't mince words: The guys ate and analyzed fried chicken sandwiches for a whole ass hour. Why? Because in a world full of pretenders, only one can be crowned the Bad Slant Baddest Chicken Sandwich. So enjoy round one of this artery clogging endeavor. Oh yeah, there might be a lame Father's Day celebration or two thrown in toward the end. It's not a total bummer but don't say you weren't warned.