This time, we player better or worse. Like higher or lower, but with goodness.

This time Ben guesses how long their names are - it's even less exciting than it sounds.

We compare how happy they look. Or how many shinies they have. Either or.

This time Boz has to work out how they play from scant clues

This time we fight about who has the best badge.

This time Boz guesses their eye colours.

This time Ben has to guess their names. No, we're not running out of ideas.

Today, Boz has to guess who they play for.

Today Ben infers their positions from their names.

Today we talk out of our arses about which one will score more.