Eliot and Alan find their way to a brave new land, their first time off the mainland. They meet a man who may well be Norwegian, but it's hard to tell.

This week we hear about the emergence of some characters in sport, a barrier breaking woman and a record breaking vat of food, as well as what people think statistics are. We also discover an African dodgeball game, what Villa stuff you can buy and ...

Eliot and Alan make their first foray into foreign swapping, albeit not in the most exotic land. Their little ears have to put up with a barrage of naughty words.

This week we talk about Coco Gauff carrying on, Kubica coming back and a very light skateboarder. We also hear about some people running for a long long time, a film about people running for a long long time, a game about rhymes and a records that m...

Eliot has a run in with the shopkeeper. Alan sits in the corner and steals things.

This week we hear about the unusual race based on a prison escape, a very relaxed world record and players from the lower end of the world rankings. We also go back to the club shops and hear about some cheaty livestock.

So we're trying something new - go with us here...

Our story begins with Alan and Eliot patiently waiting for the postman.

This week we tried our hardest not to talk about topical issues, but the world of sport just wouldn't let us. So we ramble on about the tennis and the cricket for a bit, but book end it by learning about big wheel racing, the internet's opinions and...

This mid week we talk about Mike Riley's views on VAR and work out what we would do differently in our Utopian paradise.