Back from their harrowing adventure on the high seas, our heroes are falling back into their regular, boring routine. Nothing strange, no mental breakdowns, and certainly no shattering of trusted friendships. - Great. Well...

FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY Recorded 10/16/20 at 12:18 a.m. TAKE ONE Danielle reading the episode recap after we lost Episode 44: The Letter, The Lover and the Tortle That Cared Too Much Please edit out the back half of this recording,

Ever had one of those vacations where it was such an unmitigated disaster that the journey home feels like it takes a million years, and you'd sacrifice every one of your friends' souls to an unholy demigod just to sleep in your own bed again? Yeah,

Alright, I was instructed by Legal that I need to apologize for my comments in last week description. - Giraffes are not “God’s Mistakes” or “poorly constructed horses”; they are quality animals. - Not like Beavers,

I’ve got to ask, does anyone actually read these things? Like, could I type anything here and no one would ever notice? - Let’s find out… - Welcome to Adventurific! - On this week’s episode, The Company has a nice little chat about our newly acquire...

Holy Biscuits! - Can you actually BELIEVE that this ramshackle crew of ding dongs actually MANAGED to escape the likes of an adult kraken AND on top of that, fly their ship all the way to safety while it was LITERALLY falling apart around them? -

Okay, let’s be serious for a second. - There’s been a little tension with a few members of the Company lately. It’s nothing serious, no one got hurt, but there needs to be a dialog before this goes too far… -

Holy biscuits! - I bet you, the listener, weren’t expecting that! - Of all things to happen on a boat, I’m certain NONE of you were ready for the blatant abuse of captain authority, let alone the mistreatment of an innocent changeling! - Yeah,

We’ve all had job’s we’ve hated, mostly because they involve taking orders from people who think they are bigger than they really are. They’ll push you around, they’ll try to belittle you, and they will most certainly always blame you when something go...

So you've chosen to flee. You decided that's what's best for your well being and the betterment of those around you, is that you are simply not around. - Make a break for it, so to speak. Sure you can run, but there's only so far you can get.