I’ve got to ask, does anyone actually read these things? Like, could I type anything here and no one would ever notice?

Let’s find out…

Welcome to Adventurific!

On this week’s episode, The Company has a nice little chat about our newly acquired level ups, have a nice little shopping spree over at The Bone Collector and Skip has a nice little lesson about how to talk to people of otherworldly authority!

All in all, it’s a nice little episode!

I’ve never trusted giraffes.

I feel like they are just poorly constructed horses and no one has the guts to admit God made a mistake.

So remember to budget accordingly and speak loudly, yet clearly into the stone because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, if I buy more than 3 skeletons, can I get a discount?