Four Guys on a Train
Latest Episodes
Episode 58: Filet Mignon Borncho
The gentlemen welcome another gentleman aboard the train the fifth guy himself, Jake! Together they wax poetic about proper water intake, then put on their finest performances in a video game-inspired Earotica, and end the night with another riveting ro
Episode 57: How Grey Thou Art
The gentlemen spend a lot of time giving Brisk Iced Tea free advertising, which is ill-advised considering they already make $0 from this podcast; this leads naturally into cursed nutcrackers, as you would expect. An all-new weeb-tastic Earotica about not
Episode 56: Pete’s Betrayal
The gentlemen once again surrender their show to the wit and whims of the Writer of Ghosts, finding themselves acting out a potential future for the podcast itself! And then they play Smash or Pass with a bunch of historical figures, you know, it’s the th
Episode 55: Wumpus Yellow
Who's having technical difficulties? Not THESE four guys! (Three.) An all-new Earotica kicks off a deeply meaningful episode full of forbidden love, leading to a custom quiz to find out who we REALLY are.
Episode 54: Put Some Nastard on It
Love is in the air! Also, Mustard Cat shows up? The gentlemen ring in St. Patrick's Day with an Aladdin fanfic, them bully each other for fun and profit.
Episode 53: 10 Year Old Jerry
The gentlemen engage in a highly exciting bit of fiendish fun with Ol Scratch, answering some of YOUR* burning relationship questions, then spend some time sifting through Craigs Best to extract all the comedy nuggets they can find.*Not really your
Episode 52: Passion of the Christ 2: Wine 2 Water
At long last, a sequel to one of the most heartwarming films ever is announced. The gentlemen gush over this new revelation, then acquaint themselves with their old friend Ghostrighter, and wrap up the night with a Buzzfeed quiz that reveals… something ab
Minisode 13: Auld Lang Fine
The gentlemen ring in the new year by tearing apart a classic auld song, in this fresh-faced baby edition of Modern Day Poets.
Episode 51: Tim Allen Grunt Redux
The gentlemen intend to record a minisode, but too much tomfoolery ensues and they call an audible and just make it a full'un. The holidays are celebrated in the fullness of their glory, with an extra earotic Earotica just for you!
Episode 50: Hanks Thomas the Christmas Ghost
Its a 4GOAT celebration! 50 episodes, can you believe it? We cant. The gentlemen send a strongly worded tweet to Sir Elon of Musk, then choose their own misadventure with a story that rewards bad behavior, and finally partake in a Quizmas a Christmas