Four Guys on a Train

Four Guys on a Train


Latest Episodes

Minisode 19: Ass, NV
February 27, 2024

The boys go insane with the world's most famous clown posse in an all new Modern Day Poets!

Minisode 18: One in the Minkus
February 02, 2024

The boys are a bit late for the holidays, but that wont stop them from relying on artificial intelligence to bail them out and write some stories and quizzes for them!

Minisode 17: The Blump King
December 15, 2023

The boys take part in a sexy quiz with sexy results, though perhaps they learn a little too much about some of the depravity out there, like holy crap you guys some of yalls kinks are just CRAZY.

Episode 62: Evangelized by the Uber Driver
November 21, 2023

The boys are back in town! Literally the same town! That's right, it's the first in-person recording of 4GOAT, which means the only thing you should expect is the unexpected. And also a sci-fi swinging Earotica, but you might have expected that.

Minisode 16: Here it Comes the Cheerdick
September 28, 2023

The boys give in to Barbie fever with a riveting tale of being yourself.

Minisode 15: Force Your Own Adventure
August 29, 2023

The boys choose an adventure of their very own this time with zombies!

Minisode 14: Five Plaid-Clad Men
August 15, 2023

The boys break down a classic daddy-daughter dance ditty in an all-new Modern Day Poets.

Episode 61: Ron Schoulted
July 27, 2023

The gentlemen discuss the ever-changing social media landscape to determine the best way to record their vital thoughts for the benefit of humankind, followed by a magical (and very orange) Earotica, and a choose your own adventure where the choosing… wil

Episode 60: Baldknobbin' It
July 06, 2023

The gentlemen relive some of their most memorable summer vacations, discussing all those hotels, motels, inns, and suites that shaped their youth. Then its time to resurrect a greatly missed segment as The Pitchmen uncover some scandalously sexy undergar

Episode 59: Placenta Stevia
June 07, 2023

The gentlemen discuss the ins and outs of not going in and out for medical reasons, and are promptly joined by the Dark Lord himself, Lucifer, to solve relationship questions thrown into the ether by Redditors. Branden invents a new game, Lost in Translat