Episode Title: A Court of Thorns and Roses – Rapid Fire Recap

Description: The Romanty Roundtable kicks off their SJM journey with a chaotic, unfiltered rapid-fire recap of A Court of Thorns and Roses. We’re diving headfirst into the book that started it all—spring court, sexy fae, and Tamlin slander included. From rants about riddle logic to a heated debate about Rhys’s early behavior, Rick, Amanda, and Kim pull no punches as they tear through plot points, throw shade, and confess unpopular opinions. It’s feral, it’s unhinged, it’s ACOTAR—Romanty style.

Key Topics Discussed:

Drinking Game Chaos — Fueled by wine and increasingly unhinged energy, the crew plays a Romantasy-themed drinking game that turns every red flag and plot hole into a reason to sip, spiral, and scream-laugh.

Feyre’s Foolishness — Our leading lady catches heat for some truly baffling decisions, including trusting the Suriel and falling for a golden retriever in a mask. Survivalist? Maybe. Smart? Questionable.

Tamlin the Wet Noodle — The gloves come off. The crew roasts Tamlin’s lack of personality, manipulative vibes, and general beige energy. Kim calls it early: “This man is not it.”

Rhysand: Red Flag or Misunderstood? — Rhys gets major side-eye for his behavior under the mountain, sparking a spicy debate. Amanda’s not convinced, Rick’s conflicted, and Kim is just tired.

The Riddle Heard ‘Round the World — The infamous “love” riddle breaks the group. Is Feyre just illiterate? Is the riddle too easy? Did Amarantha secretly want to lose?

Under the Mountain Drama — From trials to torture, the crew unpacks the darkness of Amarantha’s rule and why the book’s final act feels so tonally different (and better?) than the rest.

Sarah J. Maas's Writing Glow-Up — Everyone agrees: the first book is messy, fun, and not her best work. But it sets the foundation for future chaos, spice, and character growth.

Bone-Carver Confusion — Wait… wrong book? Too late. The gang spirals into ACOMAF territory and can’t stop. Feyre's sisters, Illyrians, and future mate-bombs are already on the table.

Insights Based on Numbers:

1 spring court, 1 golden retriever fae, 3 spicy opinions per minute

3 trials, 1 riddle, 0 satisfying Tamlin moments

1 red flag love interest, 1 glow-up pending, 100% unhinged

1 starter book → endless SJM drama to come