Hold this episode up to your face. Now point at it andsmile.You, too, can be a pitchman.

I think that I shall never see a podcast lovely as a tree... uh, oh.

A stiff drink, a hot band and a lanyard around your neck. It doesn't get any better than that. Or does it?

White Bread, Peanut Butter, Honey and T-Rex.

Contemplating the marvels and the possible malevolence of the modern age while consuming a slightly warmed-over "Weird Burger."