Okay, campers, rise and shine, and dont forget your vegan sandals cause its hot out there today! Its hot out there every day; what is this, the Jagajaga Federal Electorate? Not hardly, but it is t

No man is an island, even Captain Handsome, who recently returned from an island and would now very much like to be one but has instead settled for erecting a set of boundaries around himself as thoug

Finally back in Captain Handsomes home office/studio/Idi Amin shrine after two weeks spent hitting, smashing, beckoning, summoning, upsizing, vaccinating, and otherwising, our intrepid hosts are fres

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This week, our heroes are fearlessly testing the limits of remote recording technology. As will be apparent, Beautiful Fairy Princess has opted to record in an abandoned grain silo, whereas Captain Ha

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Meatloaf assures us that 2 out of 3 aint bad, but can he be trusted? Neither Uber nor those responsible for the Net Promoter Score seem to think so, with the former suggesting that anything under 4.7

Hopped up on Quartiers d'Orange and sundry other entremets from the local footy, Beautiful Fairy Princess seeks routine from a smartwatch in the lead-up to the Masters Games. Will she, like Captain Ha

Set your intention to stunned as Captain Handsome goes in search of lost pills, including one which promises to catapult him to the ultimate stage of evolution by transforming him into a being of pure

What to say about Bossy Rossy this week? That hes for incentives? Sure. That hes against negotiation, particularly with himself? Clearly. That he causes arousal in weirdos? Apparently. That hes dri