Vanity Project

Vanity Project


Latest Episodes

Episode 26: Things of a Fleshly Nature That You Might Not Otherwise See; or, The Best Debut on Broadway Since Streisand
July 20, 2025

The contradictions inherent in the movement of capitalist society impress themselves upon the practical bourgeois most strikingly in the changes of the periodic cycle, through which modern industry ru

Episode 25: Thus Spaced Zarathustra; or, Artichoke on That!
July 13, 2025

Kids today are doing it wrong, or not enough, or something When you say that we should bump uglies, could you be more specific? Home Affairs set to crack down on MyColes Marriages If you gaze fo

Episode 24: Neither Twelve nor Seventy-Five; or, Quote Investigator, Listener Novemberr, Ayn
July 06, 2025

This week, join Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome as they effortlessly relate to the non-Facebook demographic by establishing - a terrible nickname for the show that a mirtazapine prescrip

Episode 23: A Preventive Humanitarian Intervention Into the Responsibility to Euphemise (R2E) Doctrine; or, There’s a Reason Why They Poison Philosophers
June 29, 2025

An episode description in which I once again take some of my discarded episode titles and list them as bullet points in lieu of writing a proper thingy: - Dream snorkel, come rescue me Nopin talkin

Episode 22: Single’s Toddler Cancer Nightmare; or, A Trent in the Henhouse
June 22, 2025

Self-explanatory, as always: Im bad with names but I could identify that service set anywhere Hitch: the elite private schooldog born with a silver bone in his mouth The nose Mohs Calling the

Episode 21: The Good, The Bad, and the Foley; or, A Rough Diamond Jubilee
June 15, 2025

In honour of Dr Gary Foleys recent 75th birthday, Beautiful Fairy Princess continues with her dastardly plan to publish his complete biography in podcast form before Tony Birch has the chance to writ

Episode 20: Conspicuous Theft Auto; or, Personal Space Invaders
June 01, 2025

See, kids? I know video games. Oh, and its a true crime podcast now, so that's all the listener demographics covered. Also: Ross Thee Stallion Achtung! Unverhohlener Volkswagen-Diebe! But first,

Episode 19: Not Another Gore PowerPoint; or, The Revolution Will Not Be Caffeinated
May 25, 2025

Lured by the undeniable architectural triumph that is the newly unveiled Feminist Wing at Floate Libraryit didnt take very long, eitherour prodigal heroes return to say things directly at each othe

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May 18, 2025

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Episode 17: SWOT! In the Name of Love; or, There’s No More Bread Being Made
May 11, 2025

They call him Captain Handsome but his name was Elisa Day. Nicknames, huh. Where do they come from? Beautiful Fairy Princess seems to think that the answer is ChatDSV, which I understand to be both a