Vanity Project

Vanity Project


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Episode 21: The Good, The Bad, and the Foley; or, A Rough Diamond Jubilee
June 15, 2025

In honour of Dr Gary Foleys recent 75th birthday, Beautiful Fairy Princess continues with her dastardly plan to publish his complete biography in podcast form before Tony Birch has the chance to writ

Episode 20: Conspicuous Theft Auto; or, Personal Space Invaders
June 01, 2025

See, kids? I know video games. Oh, and its a true crime podcast now, so that's all the listener demographics covered. Also: Ross Thee Stallion Achtung! Unverhohlener Volkswagen-Diebe! But first,

Episode 19: Not Another Gore PowerPoint; or, The Revolution Will Not Be Caffeinated
May 25, 2025

Lured by the undeniable architectural triumph that is the newly unveiled Feminist Wing at Floate Libraryit didnt take very long, eitherour prodigal heroes return to say things directly at each othe

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May 18, 2025

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Episode 17: SWOT! In the Name of Love; or, There’s No More Bread Being Made
May 11, 2025

They call him Captain Handsome but his name was Elisa Day. Nicknames, huh. Where do they come from? Beautiful Fairy Princess seems to think that the answer is ChatDSV, which I understand to be both a

Episode 16: Pane di Covid; or, What to Expect When You’re Unhinging
May 04, 2025

With the reciprocal intervention orders from The Tiff still in effect, theyve gone remote again this week. The sound is always shitty over Riversideas I believe Captain Handsomes favourite band Tra

Episode 15: Helen–Gary Helen–Ross; or, Subtext Is for Closers
April 27, 2025

This week, Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsomeback together after what Page Six has labelled The Tiffare joined by a mystery guest! Who could it be? Is there perhaps an unnecessarily crypt

Episode 14: Glory Hatch; or, The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a 99.4-odd Batting Average
April 13, 2025

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and dont forget your vegan sandals cause its hot out there today! Its hot out there every day; what is this, the Jagajaga Federal Electorate? Not hardly, but it is t

Episode 13: Consumer Affairs’ Most Wanted; or, Apnoeite for Reconstruction
April 06, 2025

No man is an island, even Captain Handsome, who recently returned from an island and would now very much like to be one but has instead settled for erecting a set of boundaries around himself as thoug

Episode 12: You’ve Gotta Be Judicious With Lube; or, Kill the John Butler in Your Head With the Knife He Forged
March 30, 2025

Finally back in Captain Handsomes home office/studio/Idi Amin shrine after two weeks spent hitting, smashing, beckoning, summoning, upsizing, vaccinating, and otherwising, our intrepid hosts are fres